I really need to learn

that drinking is hardly ever a contest.

And that the drunkest person at the party never wins anyway.

Our professional camera stand:

Yeah, we're fancy.

At the Chinese restaurant.

Yeah, that's Jackie Chan. I bet there's a Bar-B-Q place with the same drawing with Chuck Norris instead.

Saddest Thanksgiving dinner ever...

Masterpiece!

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Haha

"...and then it's shaft city"
- Stephanie from Full House

Taken in or out of context, it's still HILARIOUS.

Location! Location! Location!

I think I want to move to Atlanta because then I'll never have to go on a connecting flight again. That would be so nice.

Upon entering the hotel room.

"Dad! Did you steal another airplane blanket!?"
-Me

My dad looks embarrased as he pulls out the blue plastic wrapped blanket.
"They want you to take them! They want you to take them!"
-Dad

Pheonix airport

Upon entering the Pheonix airport lobby:

"This is weird! I've never been to Arizona before..."
-Lauren

"Boomsday" quote of the day:

"'In those days,' said one old-timer riding by on a segway, 'we didn't have nearly the variety of bottled waters you have today. Man, those were crazy times.'"


This book is amazing! I recommend it to all.

Hearty breakfast for a busy day.

Yeah, the home fries didn't turn out too good, but the bacon was perfection.


So, I'm packing for my trip to the Grand Canyon this weekend and I looked at the weather to find that it's actually colder there!
I thought I would be going to warm, dry paradise for the weekend while all of Chicago got sleeted on, but now I find out that it's going to be in the 50's there! I guess it will be nice and sunny, so that's good.

I'm still really excited!
This is where we'll be staying after the Grand Canyon:

Grant Park Election Night Party.

The crowds on Michigan after Obama spoke.


We just stood there and watched all of these idiots scream into the camera. Haha.

The crowd around one of the jumbo-trons.


USA!


I look really thick in this picture, haha.

Halloween.

Giant baby.


Your mom.


Anthony thought it would be funny to put a beer on sleeping Chelsea's fake pregnant belly. He fell asleep before he could enjoy the image.


Anthony was particularly mischievous Halloween night.